What tears families apart, pits brother against brother, and ruptures fragile kin relations worse than the eternal Montague and Capulet rivalry?
Pizza.
Sometimes I wonder how sex can even happen on the Hill at all. Roommates, bunk beds and sheer lack of privacy get in the way of on-campus copulation. However, all of the students living on campus are not sexually frustrated. Those determined to get some are able to find creative ways to circumnavigate the many barriers and discover sexual satisfaction on the Hill.
